Sleight of Film

Today’s quick review: Star Trek Beyond. Three years into their five-year deep space mission, the crew of the Enterprise has fallen into a rut. Kirk (Chris Pine) is considering transferring to a position closer to civilization, Spock (Zachary Quinto) is preoccupied with the fate of New Vulcan, and the extended stay in deep space is beginning to get to the crew. But when an alien warlord named Krall (Idris Elba) attacks the Enterprise with overwhelming force, the monotony turns into a life-or-death struggle and the crew is forced to evacuate the ship. Marooned on a remote planet and isolated from each other, the crew of the Enterprise must find a way to stop Krall before he uses an ancient superweapon to bring the Federation to its knees.

Star Trek Beyond is the third installment of the modern reboot of the classic sci-fi series. Beyond takes the Enterprise to deep space for the first time in the new canon, a welcome step for the new series. The film continues in the vein of its predecessors: tense action and sleek, modern visuals coupled with loving callbacks to the original series. The cast continues to show their worth through strong character interactions, giving the scenes a vibrancy and sense of humor that keeps audience engagement high. The tone is consistent with the previous two films: grittier and more visceral than the original series, but fundamentally fun-loving and hopeful. Beyond does a good job of balancing peril with adventure, and the somewhat darker opening to the film gives way to increasing optimism as the crew rallies.

Star Trek Beyond is a great watch and plenty of fun. The plot is not particularly deep but has a few good layers to it. Character development is split between the sizable cast, but the film does a good job of making each character’s scenes count. In particular, Beyond does a good job of capturing the spirit of the original series and transplanting it to the new universe; heightened peril aside, Beyond could easily have been a longer version of an episode from the original series. Fans of either of the last two Star Trek movies or action sci-fi in general won’t want to miss Star Trek Beyond. Those who dislike the flavor of the new Star Trek should steer clear.

7.5 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it an 8.0 for high production quality, solid writing, and good fun.

Today’s quick review: Mission: Impossible. Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) is one of the IMF’s top agents. But when his team is betrayed and Ethan is set up to take the blame, Ethan must venture out on his own to catch the real culprit and avenge the death of his mentor, Jim Phelps (Jon Voight). The only way he can find the traitor is through a black market arms dealer named Max, and the only way to earn Max’s cooperation is to break into CIA headquarters and steal classified information that Max is willing to pay top dollar for. With the help of Franz Krieger (Jean Reno) and Luther Stickell (Ving Rhames), Ethan sets out to complete an impossible mission, catch the traitor, and clear his name.

Mission: Impossible is a modern reboot of the classic TV series and the first in a successful series of spy action movies. Tom Cruise does a great job in his debut as Ethan Hunt, a capable spy who’s fearless and quick on his feet. The stunts are iconic and visually interesting, providing action-packed punctuation to the intrigue of the plot. The plot is put together well, with a strong premise, a steady drip of information, and several clever twists along the way.

Compared to later installments of the series, Mission: Impossible is closer to a typical spy movie. The incredible stunts and spy technology that the series is known for are present, but in a nascent form, and the focus is on the mystery as much as the action. The comedy and charm of the later series is present, but in smaller doses. The first installment takes itself more seriously than more recent Mission: Impossible films, trading off some humor in exchange for a tenser, more dramatic plot.

Watch Mission: Impossible when you’re in the mood for a well-constructed spy thriller with a good blend of action and duplicity. Skip it if you aren’t into action movies, prefer more low-key thrillers, or dislike Tom Cruise. Mission: Impossible is a modern spy classic that is well worth a watch if you haven’t seen it already and well worth a rewatch if you have.

7.1 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it an 8.0 for tight execution, memorable stunts, and being a strong start to an excellent franchise.

Today’s quick review: Death Race. In the near future of 2012, one of the most popular sports is a deadly race between death row inmates. Given weapon-laden cars and pitted against each other in a merciless race track of lethal obstacles, those prisoners who can survive the track and outrace their competition are given their freedom. When the sport’s most popular racer, the mask-wearing Frankenstein, is killed in a crash, Jensen Ames (Jason Statham) is given the chance to take up Frankenstein’s mantle for what would have been Frankenstein’s last race before freedom. Falsely imprisoned for his wife’s murder and hoping to see his child again, Ames accepts the challenge and sets about trying to win the most deadly event of his life.

Death Race is a racing-based action movie centered around a prison death game. The premise is pure action fodder, and plot exists solely to support the race scenes. There are a few plot twists along the way; none of them are particularly surprising, but they are enjoyable nonetheless. Jason Statham plays his typical character: a tough-as-nails action hero with a rocky exterior and a kind heart. Jensen Ames is not as interesting or as memorable as Statham’s character Frank Martin from The Transporter, but he gets the job done. The action of Death Race is actually rather impressive. The races have a nice progression to them, racing and combat are blended well, and the array of traps and surprises in the tracks give the races a sense of dynamism and peril.

Death Race is a surprisingly fun action movie with creative stunts, an uncommon take on the death game genre, and a strong lead in the form of Jason Statham. Watch it when you’re in the mood for cars, violence, and Jason Statham. Skip it if you dislike violence, far-fetched premises, or thin plots. For your fix of popcorn action, look no farther.

6.4 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.0 for fun execution of a simple premise.

Today’s quick review: The Music Man. Con man Harold Hill (Robert Preston) is a master of his craft. He visits a town, convinces them to start up a boys’ marching band under Hill’s tutelage, collects money for instruments and uniforms, and moves on to the next town before he has to conduct a single note. But when he tries to con a quiet Iowa town on a whim, he finally meets his match. The townsfolk buy into his act, but Marion Paroo (Shirley Jones), the town librarian and piano teacher, sees right through him. To succeed with his scheme, he must wheedle his way past her icy facade at the risk of catching feelings of his own.

The Music Man is a classic musical set in an early 20th-century Midwestern town. The songs are catchy, well-orchestrated, and abundant, with everything from zesty marching band tunes and wistful love songs to barbershop quartets and lively reels. Shirley Jones handles both sides of her character very well: stern to a fault at first, but gradually won over by Hill’s persistence and his effect on the town. Robert Preston plays a very convincing con man, but his character is slow to change. The result is a pairing that works well at any particular stage of the movie, but whose progression is somewhat stilted.

The musical also suffers from pacing issues. The story is not very complex, but the film clocks in at 150 minutes. The excess time is devoted to additional songs; in that sense, the length as a boon to musical lovers. But several reprises could have been cut with no damage to the plot, and Hill’s various discussions with the townsfolk could easily have been shuffled as needed. Despite the drawn-out plot, the quality of the music is top-notch and the substance of the plot is satisfying. Watch The Music Man if you’re in the mood for a classic musical with cute but tame jokes, a pleasant love story, and an excellent score. Skip if you aren’t drawn to musicals.

7.7 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.5 as a balance between its excellent music and its slow progression; musical lovers will rate it higher, while those who dislike musicals will rate it lower.

Today’s quick review: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain. Reginald Anson (Hugh Grant) is an English surveyor who is remeasuring all the mountains in Wales for an official update to the maps. He arrives with his grumpy colleague in a small Welsh village which prides itself on being home to “the first mountain in Wales”. But when their survey measures the hill at just below the height requirement for a mountain, the villagers are outraged. Led by Morgan the Goat (Colm Meaney), they rally together to keep the surveyors from leaving town while they scramble for a way to restore the hill to a mountain. During the delay, Reginald finds love with a local woman named Elizabeth (Tara Fitzgerald), and the villagers find a common cause to set apart their rivalries.

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain is a subdued romantic comedy set in a Welsh village during World War I. The main draws of the film are its low-stakes drama, its satisfying if predictable love story, and its rustic charm. The villagers are a colorful and wryly humorous lot, and their schemes and contentions set the plot in motion. Hugh Grant and Tara Fitzgerald have good chemistry together; their romance develops quite naturally from Elizabeth’s attempts to distract Reginald and successfully keeps him occupied while the villagers go about their business.

Make no mistake: the film is slow and quiet. The stakes never rise above the pride of a small village, there is no violence, and nearly all the jokes are delivered in British deadpan. The payoff is small coin for those more used to lavish cinematic productions: one romance, the honest charm of Welsh country folk, and an unusual fight over cartography. The realistic target audience is quite narrow, limited to those willing to invest their time and attention to catch the simple joys and nuanced humor that the movie delivers. Those who fall into this category will find the film charming; all others will find it dry.

Put another way, you should watch The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain only if you are a sap. The romance, the humor, and the characters are all rewarding for those who have wholesome tastes and wish to be pleased, with no violence, crudity, or excessive drama to ruin the atmosphere. Anyone else should steer clear. The movie is a clean execution of a concept with limited appeal.

6.6 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.0 to 7.5 for quaintness and charm; anyone outside of the optimal audience will find it closer to 6.0.

Today’s quick review: Catch Me If You Can. Leonardo DiCaprio plays Frank Abagnale, Jr., a young man with a talent for forgery and deception. He discovers that he can get anything he wants just by lying about it in the right way. Altering a few digits on a fraudulent check can fool the system long enough to take the money and skip town. Stealing a pilot’s uniform and assuming a fake identity can get him free flights to anywhere in the world. Abagnale travels the world in luxury, taking on new identities as it pleases him. But the FBI catches onto his fraud and sends Carl Hanratty, played by Tom Hanks, on a years-long hunt to find Abagnale and arrest him. With Hanratty on his trail and the novelty of the con wearing thin, Abagnale struggles to stay ahead of the feds and find meaning in a life of lies.

Catch Me If You Can is a gripping con story that is based on the memoirs of real-life con artist Frank Abagnale, Jr. The story is faithful to the book, albeit with some abridging, but even without embellishment, Abagnale’s exploits are as incredible as any fiction. At various points in his career, Abagnale poses as a pilot, a con artist, and a lawyer. He is frequently out of his depth, and much of the charm of the movie comes from seeing the tricks he uses to cover for his lack of genuine qualification. The tension between his nomadic life as a con artist and his growing desire to put down roots makes for some nice drama. The relationship between Abagnale and Hanratty mostly plays out over a distance, but the grudging respect between them is satisfying nonetheless.

Catch Me If You Can is a well-constructed drama with good acting, an interesting story, and a surface layer of charm and mischief that comes from the con lifestyle. Its adherence to real events gives it the flavor of memoirs: less a plot than a sequence of events with convenient starting and stopping points. Watch Catch Me If You Can when you’re in the mood for a real-life con story with good drama and a touch of humor. Skip it if you prefer a larger cast or a more structured story, or if true stories, no matter how incredible, hold little interest for you.

8.0 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.5 for high quality within the confines of a true story; the IMDB score may be more reliable here.

Today’s quick review: Spirited Away. On their way to their new home, Chihiro and her family stop to explore the long-abandoned fairgrounds they find deep in the woods. Her parents discover a sumptuous feast in one of the booths, and, seeing no one around to accept payment, dig into it without asking. When Chihiro returns, they have been turned into pigs, and the setting sun brings out the many spirits that reside in the place. With the timely help of a young prince named Haku, Chihiro escapes the notice of the spirits and flees to a nearby bathhouse. The bathhouse is run by the cruel witch Yubaba, whom Chihiro asks for a job so she can work off her parents’ debt. Trapped all alone in a strange world of spirits and magic, Chihiro must use all of her bravery and cunning to free her parents and return to the life she once knew.

Spirited Away is an animated wonder and director Hayao Miyazaki’s masterpiece. The setting is a world of unbridled creativity, peopled with memorable characters and filled with beautiful imagery. The spirits run the gamut from nearly human to bizarre and grotesque, but each is stamped with creativity and insight into the human spirit. As always, Miyazaki’s animation is a delight to watch. The tiniest details come vividly to life, right down to the extra half-step needed for a child to walk alongside her father. Chihiro’s growth is plausible and subtle. The challenges before her require her to put away her fear, own up to her mistakes, and repay the kindness that is shown her.

Although it is a brilliant movie, Spirited Away can be somewhat inaccessible, especially during a first watch. The rules of magic are explained only as they come up, and it is often unclear what courses of action are available to Chihiro. The setting also draws heavily on Japanese culture and folklore, so aspects of the story and the setting that may be familiar to Japanese viewers can come across as strange or confusing to Western viewers. The path of the story is unpredictable and can feel arbitrary. Certain parts of the film are also rather disturbing, especially for a nominal family movie.

But the reward for taking the setting and story on their own terms is a movie that is a work of art. The beauty, creativity, and detail of the film are hard to overstate. Watch it when you are in the mood for a charming, rich, and haunting story of fantasy and personal growth. Do not pass up the chance to see it if you are at all curious about it.

8.6 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it an 8.5 to 9.0 for outstanding quality.

Today’s quick review: Sherlock Holmes. When Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey, Jr.) and his partner John Watson (Jude Law) break up a murderous London cult, Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong) is arrested and hanged. But when his grave is found empty, apparently blown open from the inside, Holmes and Watson must reopen the case to find out how the self-proclaimed sorcerer rose from the dead and stop him before his plans to throw London into chaos are complete. Beguiling the duo along the way is the irresistible Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams), the one criminal Holmes cannot bring himself to catch. Their investigation takes them across London and deep into its government, unearthing occult secrets that just might be magic.

Sherlock Holmes is a lively, creative adaptation of the classic detective stories. Robert Downey, Jr. portrays Holmes as a bored genius, endlessly experimenting with chemicals, tinkering with gadgets, and boxing to stave off the boredom that sets in between cases. These facets of the character were present in the original stories to varying degrees, but they are played up in the film, producing a unique take on Holmes that complements both Downey, Jr.’s mischievous sense of humor and Guy Ritchie’s lively direction. Jude Law plays Doctor Watson, the straight man to the eccentric Holmes, skillfully walking the line between reluctant companion and willing accomplice. The duo are a delight to watch, clearly old and dear friends in spite of their differences. Holmes and Watson are nuanced characters with a complex relationship in addition to being an entertaining comedy duo.

The plot is well-constructed, full of intrigue and action. The central mystery is elaborate and satisfying, but its clues are difficult to interpret and its answers are back-loaded toward the end of the movie. As such, the mystery does a good job of taking the audience on an adventure and a poor job of taking the audience on an investigation. Director Guy Ritchie adapts well to his first big-budget film, adding polish and a sense of scope to his characteristic energy. Hans Zimmer scores the quirky soundtrack, giving the film a character that blends well with its acting, direction, and visual tone.

Sherlock Holmes is a fun adventure with a healthy mixture of action, mystery, and comedy. The Sherlock Holmes connoisseur may dislike this adaptation for the liberties it takes with the character, while mystery aficionados might sniff at the plot, but anyone who is willing to relax and have a good time will enjoy this movie. Give it a shot if you’re in the mood for a stylish film laced with mystery and humor.

7.6 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.5 to 8.0 for fun and style.

Today’s quick review: I Am Legend. Will Smith plays Robert Neville, the last man living in a zombie-ravaged New York. During the day, he scavenges for supplies, hunts the wildlife that now live in the city, and traps zombies to experiment on in the hope of finding a cure. After dark, he bunkers in an armored townhouse while the zombies roam the streets. He keeps his sanity through a mixture of diligent routine, various hobbies, and the company of his dog, his only companion.

I Am Legend is a lonely survival film set after the zombie apocalypse. The tone is bleak and sorrowful, but with a deeply buried core of hope. Will Smith delivers a moving performance as effectively the last man on Earth, full of loneliness, resilience, and humanity. The minimalistic cast is the greatest strength of the film and its greatest weakness. The activities of Neville’s day-to-day survival are interesting to watch but limited in story potential by the fact that he is just one man. The movie lingers on his tricks to find food, trap zombies, and keep himself safe, but these are more a part of the setting than the plot. The zombies are suitably terrifying, dangerous, and cunning.

I Am Legend is worth a watch if you are looking for a moody zombie survival film with a powerful emotional core. The character, setting, and execution of the film are all strong, but its plot progression is skewed by all the time spent on typical day-to-day life. I Am Legend is a depressing and occasionally scary watch. Watch if you’re interested in its skillful, if bleak, tone. Skip it if you prefer a bit more plot, a bit more optimism, or a larger cast.

7.2 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.0 to 7.5 for strong tone and acting but a weak plot.

Today’s quick review: Muppet Treasure Island. Jim Hawkins (Kevin Bishop) is a young orphan who dreams of adventure, rather than his own dreary life working at an inn. He gets his chance when Billy Bones (Billy Connolly), a retired pirate and long-time patron of the inn, bequeaths him a treasure map. Fleeing the bloodthirsty pirates who are after the map, Jim and his friends Gonzo and Rizzo journey to London, where they convince the rich but half-witted Fozzie Bear to finance a voyage to find the treasure. The ship sets sail with Kermit the Frog as captain, Sam Eagle as first mate, and Jim, Gonzo, and Rizzo as cabin boys. But the crew themselves may not be trustworthy, and Long John Silver (Tim Curry), the ship’s one-legged cook, is keeping secrets from Jim.

Muppet Treasure Island is an adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic novel and one of the best Muppet movies ever made. The classic Muppet sense of humor blends well with the backbone provided by Treasure Island, and the film succeeds as both a comedy and a child-oriented adventure. The musical numbers are frequent and catchy, with excellent performances by Kevin Bishop, Tim Curry, and the entire Muppet cast. Tim Curry steals the show as Long John Silver, handling the character’s charm and menace with real talent. The tone of the film is predominantly comedy but dips into the adventure genre as needed to flesh out its characters and keep the plot moving.

Muppet Treasure Island is an excellent combination of comedy, music, and adventure. Any fan of the Muppets, light comedy, or well-written kids’ films will enjoy it. Those who find the genre immature or cheesy should skip it.

6.9 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 9.0 for sentimental reasons, but I consider it at least an 8.0 on quality alone.