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Today’s quick review: Matchstick Men. Nic Cage stars as an OCD conman whose life is upended by the sudden appearance of a teenage daughter he never knew he had. She quickly ingratiates herself into his life, and while her sloppy habits are a source of stress for him, he comes to appreciate her company. Against his better judgment, Cage teaches her how to con, and soon she ends up involved with his latest major con alongside Cage’s partner in crime.

Matchstick Men is credible father-daughter film worked into a crime drama plot. Nic Cage brings his signature style to the role, projecting cool confidence in his role as a criminal, burgeoning tenderness in his role as a father, and extreme irritability in his role as a man suffering from neuroses. His daughter brings out the best in him, and in spite of himself he begins to come out of his shell. Fans of Nic Cage for his acting and fans of Nic Cage for his freakouts should both have something to enjoy in Matchstick Men. The plot is well-constructed and well-executed, and while the film isn’t groundbreaking in its concept or presentation, it is a satisfying watch. Give Matchstick Men a shot if you’re in the mood for a crime film with a quirky protagonist and a fulfilling emotional arc. 7.3 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: The Fifth Element. When an enormous orb of death appears in the far reaches of space during the twenty-third century, an alien race sends their secret weapon to Earth to prevent the death of all life in the universe. The weapon, a genetically perfect being named Leeloo (Milla Jovovich), is destroyed in an attack on the transport ship, but she is reconstructed on Earth from DNA recovered from the crash. Confused and alone, she escapes confinement and plunges into the cab of Korben Dallas (Bruce Willis), an unlucky taxi driver and former soldier. He takes her to Father Vito Cornelius (Ian Holm), the aliens’ contact on Earth, where Leeloo explains that the four elements needed to activate the superweapon are missing. Thus begins a race to find the remaining elements, activate the weapon, and save all life in the universe from extermination. Opposing this endeavor is Zorg (Gary Oldman), the mega-corporation head whose hired goons were responsible for the attack on the transport ship.

The Fifth Element is a movie that has to be seen to be believed. Broadly speaking, it is a sci-fi adventure with an intricate plot and heavy comedic elements. But more than that, The Fifth Element offers a unique tone that would be hard for any other movie to replicate. The setting is a colorful mishmash of futuristic convenience and futuristic impracticality. Bulky, armored aliens, who arrived in an enormous, faster-than-light spaceship, walk at a snail’s pace. Junkies perpetrate elaborate muggings but don’t know how to use their own weapons. An alien diva uses her incredible vocal range to sing what can best be described as dance opera. The Fifth Element takes a sci-fi setting built on old-school costumes and props and runs with it, embracing both the most marvelous and the most mundane visions of the future that the genre has to offer.

The characters operate along similar lines, mixing serious motives with unserious means. Korben Dallas finds himself dragged into the story by chance, drawn by his affection for Leeloo and pushed by a military that wants to use his skills for more or less the same mission. Vito Cornelius sees it as his duty to recover the elements so that the universe can be saved, causing the otherwise peaceful priest to resort to subterfuge and (mild) violence. Zorg has a small army of hired thugs at his disposal, but misfortune and poor management keep them from being an overwhelming advantage. Even the government gets in on the action, sending a general to try to strongarm Dallas out of retirement to help retrieve the elements. The various factions, even the nominally allied ones, are in constant competition, and even minor twists of fate are enough to set one group or another ahead in the race for the elements.

The stumbling nature of the race makes for a complicated and interesting plot. The core concept of the plot is classic sci-fi fare stripped down to its essentials: a threat to the universe can only be stopped using a prophesied weapon, which must be retrieved before it is too late. But around this core is an intricate web of cause and effect, of fortune and misfortune, that lends the movie its hectic charm. Between its complex setup and its round robin character interactions, The Fifth Element ends up moving at a rapid clip, working a lot of plot into a little time. The nature of the turnabouts is such that key plot points easy to miss, but the general intent of the characters is always obvious, and the missed plot points are quickly buried under further developments. The logic of the plot is robust even down to minor details: an attentive viewer will be rewarded with extra insight into events that seemed random on first viewing.

The direction of the movie gives it an extra bit of character. Parallel conversations are often used for exposition, cutting back and forth between two characters in different locations reacting to the same facts. Scene transitions are often built around related elements in the two scenes, some quite subtle, again rewarding close watching. Lively supporting characters, punchy musical cues, and a continuous trickle of jokes combine to reinforce The Fifth Element’s unique tone.

The acting of The Fifth Element has a number of gems. Bruce Willis brings his usual style to the film as Korben Dallas, an everyman whose clear thinking and decisive action gives him a leg up in a chaotic world. Milla Jovovich plays the innocent but talented Leeloo, who babbles cheerfully in an alien language with interspersed bits of English. Ian Holm and Luke Perry play Father Cornelius and his assistant Billy, a hapless duo whose kindly natures are at odds with the dangerous adventure they step into. Gary Oldman delivers a memorable performance as Zorg, amoral and prone to bouts of temper. And Chris Tucker steals the show as the role he was born to play: Ruby Rhod, a shrill and flamboyant radio personality who gets swept up in the action.

Overall, The Fifth Element is a classic of the sci-fi genre. Its campy setting and characters, energetic direction, and persistent sense of humor make it an eminently enjoyable watch, while an intricate plot and a keen attention to detail give it plenty of replay value. Those looking for a serious take on the future should avoid it. Those who prefer their movies neat and orderly should avoid it. Those who are not willing to put up with Chris Tucker screaming at the top of his lungs for the sake of comedy should avoid it. Everyone else should give The Fifth Element a watch when they’re looking for a fun, frenetic sci-fi adventure. 7.7 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: The Bucket List. Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson star as a pair of aging cancer patients who decide to spend their last weeks on a globe-trotting adventure to complete their bucket list, “the list of things to do before you kick the bucket”. Funded by Nicholson’s riches, the two go skydiving, drive racecars, and see the sights of the world. But their trip runs aground when Freeman cannot convince the irascible Nicholson to make up with his estranged daughter, and the two are left to make what they can of the rest of their lives.

The Bucket List is a bittersweet comedy carried by a duo of excellent actors. Freeman plays a warm and honest working-class man who has spent his life working to support his family. Nicholson plays a grumpy but charming millionaire who has spent his life building his business. The two meet in a cancer ward and quickly become friends. Rather than waste away in a hospital, they decide to live out all the dreams they never had the money or time for before. The two actors are masters of their craft, and they play off each other well, quickly settling into a buddy comedy interaction.

The premise of the movie is a simple one, and its execution is linear. Much of the movie is spent on the pair’s world tour, bookended by the emotional and familial aspects of terminal cancer. The actors do manage to work real bits of humanity into these scenes, from Nicholson’s unwillingness to confront his mistakes to Freeman’s principled devotion to his wife. The tone of the film is one of joyous optimism brought down to earth by its more dramatic scenes. Overall, The Bucket List is a well-executed but straightforward movie. It’s worth a watch if you’re in the mood for a life-affirming comedy that mixes in sadder elements as well as bits of catharsis. Skip it if you want a pure comedy with no strings attached or you are looking for something with a little more meat on its bones. 7.4 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: Inspector Gadget. A security guard (Matthew Broderick) is injured in the line of duty and gets reconstructed as Inspector Gadget, a robotic police officer with a wide array of cartoonish tools at his disposal. After a brief adjustment period, he then goes up against Claw, a fiendish CEO who plans to use robotics for evil. Along the way, Gadget learns to be a better parent to his niece Penny and finds love with Brenda, the surgeon responsible for his transformation.

Inspector Gadget is a lightweight, slapstick comedy that falls flat on its face. Its chief strengths are the silliness of Gadget’s tools and the charm of its characters, but both of these are mismanaged and are unsatisfying. Slapstick requires a fine touch to make it look natural, but the bungling in Inspector Gadget feels jarringly intentional. Likewise, reasonable concepts for characters and their relationships are let down by simplistic dialogue and flat acting. The movie also proceeds at a feverish pace, burning through what plot it has in a mere 80 minutes.

Overall, Inspector Gadget works well enough as a kids’ film but isn’t worth revisiting as an adult. There are a few good ideas here—cartoon gadgets, the relationship between Penny and Gadget, and the Robo Gadget doppelganger fight—but the execution is too silly to take advantage of them. Skip it. 4.1 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: O Brother, Where Art Thou?. Directed by the Coen Brothers, O Brother, Where Art Thou? is a loose retelling of the Odyssey set in 1930s Mississippi. Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney) is a smooth-talking convict who escapes from his chain gang with two fellow prisoners, Delmar (Tim Blake Nelson) and Pete (John Turturro). Together they set off to find the treasure that Everett hid before he was arrested. Their journey leads them through challenges strange and wondrous: a blind railwayman, an adult baptism, a trio of sirens, a cyclopean bible salesman (John Goodman), an unscrupulous gubernatorial candidate, and others. Along the way they encounter the best and worst in human nature, as well as few aspects of it that aren’t so easy to define.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? is a masterful comedy laced with wry allusions and rich detail. The Coen Brothers at once pay tribute to Homer and carve out a piece of American history for their own observations on life and humanity. Their characters are drawn along classical comedy lines: fallible, self-centered, and often dim, yet capable of great pathos. Their winding, episodic plot nonetheless comes together into a cohesive whole. Their setting shows a keen attention to detail and remarkable consistency. The craft of the film makes it a pleasure to watch again and again, with new touches of artistry jumping to the fore each time.

The characters are of the lively, human sort that the Coen Brothers are known for. Everett is a facile speaker whose mouth gets him both into and out of trouble. His loquacity leads him to unjustified vanity; he believes himself smarter than he is. Yet he is often as gullible as those he looks down on, and only by continued rationalization does he manage to keep his ego intact. His fundamental conflict is one of repentance: his own mistakes require humility to fix, yet his ego won’t let him remain on bended knee for long.

Pete acts as Everett’s foil, a reluctant follower of Everett’s lead and the voice of common sense in the group. Unable to delude himself the way Everett can, he sees the bad as well as the good, and he doubts that Everett’s schemes will get them out of trouble. He is torn between the promise of treasure and the dangers along the way, and he is quick to blame Everett when his plans go awry.

Delmar is a cheerful simpleton who is happy to follow the others wherever they go. He brings an innocent enjoyment to the group, the only one who appreciates the journey rather than the destination. His firm sense of morality also makes him the conscience of the group. While his limited understanding of the world makes him an unwitting accomplice in a number of dubiously moral deeds, he does manage to keep Everett’s self-interest and capacity for rationalization in check.

The movie is rounded out by one of the best soundtracks to ever grace the silver screen, a beautiful selection of American folk songs performed by capable singers and adroitly used throughout the movie. They are joined by Man of Constant Sorrow, an original composition that steals the show with its memorable tune and heartfelt lyrics. The soundtrack is the final touch that brings the setting to life, that turns a detailed facsimile of the historical South into an immersive, breathing world.

O Brother, Where Art Thou? is a comedy that succeeds on multiple levels. Its engaging setting, entertaining characters, outstanding soundtrack, and epic origins provide it with a depth beyond its superficial humor. Fans of the Coen Brothers should appreciate this as one of their best works, even though it lacks their traditional edge. Watch it if you are looking for a well-crafted adventure, wonderful to tell, with plenty to offer beyond its sense of humor. Skip it if you prefer more straightforward comedy or dislike the Coen Brothers’ quirky tone. 7.8 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: Lucky Number Slevin. Josh Hartnett stars as Slevin Kelevra, a down-on-his-luck man with a wry sense of humor who gets swept up in a case of mistaken identity when he goes to stay with his childhood friend, Nick, in New York. But Nick is nowhere to be found, and before the day is out, Slevin has been hauled in front both the Boss (Morgan Freedman) and the Rabbi (Ben Kingsley), the heads of two rival gangs. Apparently Nick owed money to both gangs, and now Slevin is given just days to work off Nick’s debts. Making matters more complicated is the mysterious professional killer known as Mr. Goodkat (Bruce Willis) who seems to have Slevin in his sights. Slevin’s one ally is Lindsey (Lucy Liu), Nick’s inquisitive next-door neighbor. Armed with only his wits, Slevin has to find a way to pay off “his” debt and worm his way out of a decades-long rivalry between the Boss and the Rabbi.

Lucky Number Slevin is a powerful example of what happens when you combine stylish storytelling, a well-constructed plot, and a healthy sense of humor. The setup is interesting, and it spirals nicely into the later plot. From the very beginning the story introduces questions with no clear answers, and the reintroduction of these threads boosts an ordinary tale of mistaken identity into something much more intricate and satisfying. The twists keep coming, until by the end the film has grown into a credible crime drama while retaining its comedic elements.

The characters go a long way towards establishing the tone of the movie. Slevin’s attempts to talk his way out of situations are usually unsuccessful but always amusing. His patience and sense of humor at his mistreatment give him a sympathetic quality, while his proactive efforts to resolve his problems turn him from a passive victim into an underdog. Lindsey acts as his confidante, co-conspirator, and love interest. Her questions are always to the point, and she helps Slevin figure out what information he is missing and what he should do next. Liu and Hartnett have real chemistry, and their scenes with each other help glue the movie together.

The dialogue is witty, fast-paced, and a bit too uniform. Everyone in the universe seems to partake in the same banter, with their own similar observations on the ironies and incongruities of life. The good news is that this style of writing leads to plenty of intellectual bubblegum, from clever metaphors and subtle jabs to blink-and-you’ll-miss-them jokes. Fans of this type of writing will have plenty to look forward to. The bad news is that eventually the cleverness begins to wear thin. The key exchanges in the movie are buried in a flurry of verbal sparring, and the viewer has to play close attention to catch everything.

Lucky Number Slevin is a movie with a little bit of everything. Its impressive crime-genre plot is supported by witty dialogue, fun characters, and stylish presentation. Watch if if you’re in the mood for a satisfying crime drama layered with humor and zest. Skip it if you’re looking for an easy watch or if you prefer your dramas unadulterated. 7.8 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: The Singing Detective. Robert Downey, Jr. stars as Dan Dark, an irascible noir writer who is hospitalized with an acute skin condition. From his hospital bed, his mind escapes into fiction, replaying scenes from his first book with him in the starring role. Wracked with pain and delusion, he receives treatment from a psychiatrist (Mel Gibson) who helps him work through issues from his past, using passages from Dark’s first book to get at the heart of his distrust and sexual dysfunction. During his convalescence, Dark is visited by his wife (Robin Wright), the object of extreme scorn or greatest adoration depending on how paranoid he is feeling that day. Despite the successful treatment, the lines between Dark’s reality and his fantasy begin to break down, taking the movie to its peculiar ending.

The Singing Detective is a bizarre film. Robert Downey, Jr. does a great job of showing the restoration of a nasty misanthrope to something more nearly human. He gradually dials up the charm and goes from a detestable character to a truly likeable one. Likewise, Mel Gibson plays off him well in their therapy sessions, pushing him just enough to get a reaction without going too far. Despite their somewhat awkward character, these are the best scenes in the movie.

But as a whole, the movie is missing something vital. On paper it is a stylized look at illness, neurosis, and the nature of reality, propped up by a noir subplot and carried by good acting. On film it is a messy look at rampant paranoia and Freudian disorders. The audience may enjoy seeing the effects of Dark’s recovery, but actually watching him work through his disturbing issues provides little catharsis.

The stylization hits a sour note as well. The noir subplot lacks verisimilitude and resolution. It mostly serves as a vehicle for Dark’s repressed psychological issues and his constructed persona of a confident, well-adjusted detective. The puzzle of matching the novel’s imagery to traumatic incidents from Dark’s past is interesting, but the audience is not given enough information to guess ahead and the answers are mostly depressing.

The conceit of the singing detective also has little payoff. Dark’s detective moonlights as a lounge singer, the jumping-off point for a handful of musical numbers. But none of these are particularly memorable, and they only serve to needlessly exaggerate Dark’s descent into madness. The blurring of realities derails an otherwise credible recovery arc in favor of a more surreal ending. The extreme unreliability of the narrator makes it useless to track which facts are delusional and which have a basis in reality. Dark’s lucid moments are not sufficient to establish truth in the face of an ever-changing narrative.

Overall, The Singing Detective is a confusing and unsatisfying movie that is easily skipped. Its interesting premise and good acting largely go to waste in a sea of unreliable narration and Freudian analysis. There is a puzzle to the movie that fans of psychoanalysis or the original television series might get more out of, but for anyone else, the interesting aspects of the movie have been done better elsewhere. Watch Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, also starring Robert Downey, Jr., for a much more amusing take on a meta-noir story. Watch The Brothers Bloom for a much more fulfilling take on storytelling, freedom, and blurred layers of reality. Otherwise, steer clear of The Singing Detective. 5.6 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: Chicken Run. A plucky hen named Ginger leads her fellow chickens to freedom from the farm where they are kept prisoner. Escape seems out of reach until Rocky, a brash circus rooster voiced by Mel Gibson, crash lands in the farm. Ginger strongarms him into teaching the hens how to fly, unaware that his meteoric flight into the henhouse was the result of a circus cannon and not Rocky’s own two wings. But their efforts to escape become a race against time when the couple that owns the farm decides that chicken pies are more profitable than eggs. Now they only have until the pie machine is complete to fly the coop, a challenge that just might be impossible after all.

Chicken Run is a stop-motion comedy from the creators of Wallace and Gromit. The premise is simple: The Great Escape with chickens and henhouses. Ginger has all the single-minded determination one could hope for in the heroine of an escape film. But if Ginger is focused and serious, her compatriots are anything but. The other hens are simple-minded, easily distracted, and insensate of the danger they are in. Rocky is a womanizer and an opportunist, more interested in wooing the henhouse than helping him escape. The characters play well off each other, with Rocky exploiting the hens’ gullibility and Ginger struggling to keep everyone on track.

The execution of the film is very good. The explicit Great Escape parodies are inspired. The chickens’ reactions (and nonreactions) to various setbacks lead to a number of Wallace and Gromit-like beats. The chicken-scale props are quite clever. And to round it all off, there’s a healthy dose of sight gags and chicken puns. The film is backed by a catchy orchestral score that works just as well for the film’s light-hearted sense of adventure as it does for the film’s more serious moments. (The soundtrack is also one of the few movie soundtracks to use kazoos effectively.) Overall, Chicken Run is a great choice if you’re looking for a light, up-tempo movie with a bit of heart. Give it a shot if you’re a fan of Wallace and Gromit or the Muppets. 7.0 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: 9. Elijah Wood stars as 9, a foot-tall rag doll with a mechanical skeleton and the spark of life, in this dark CGI fantasy. 9 wakes up in a bedroom next to a dead man, and, venturing outside, he is greeted with the sight of a blasted city. He soon encounters 2, another doll like him, who promises to take him to the others. But their meeting is cut short by a mechanical cat-beast, a monstrous creature that takes away 2. 9 manages to find the others, a small group of rag dolls living under the rule of 1, dreading the roving mechanical beasts. 9 must decide whether to obey 1’s injunction not to leave their sanctuary or whether to venture out into the wastes after his newfound friend. Thus begins a grim adventure filled with loss, resourcefulness, and hope.

9’s main appeal is its atmosphere. The ruins of a shelled city are all the more dramatic through the eyes of a doll, and even the most rusted junk takes on new life in the hands of the tiny scavengers. The green glow of the dolls’ life force lends a mystical, otherworldly vibe to the browns and greys of the film, while the machines’ red eyes, jagged edges, and body asymmetry make even the strange rag dolls seem positively welcoming by comparison. The direction plays up the lonely, dangerous feel of the world: triumph can turn to tragedy in a heartbeat, and safety is never assured. And yet, there is still beauty in the world, preserved in secret places and between friends, and perseverance is rewarded.

The rag dolls manage to be effective characters in spite of their simplicity. The dolls are defined by their appearances and perhaps one or two key traits: 9 by his curiosity and loyalty, 2 by his resourcefulness and independence, etc. But these quick sketches are used effectively. Every interaction between the dolls adds a little more to their characters, and every crisis tests the mettle of their convictions. The result is a set of simple character archetypes that grow and change in well-defined ways as the movie goes on. This character development is bolstered by creditable voice acting and nuanced, meaningful animation.

The plot is minimalistic: the dolls square off against a series of mechanical beasts and spend the interim time discussing what to do next. The rules of the universe are not made clear in advance, so what few overarching elements there are, such as 2’s medallion, have little grounding or significance. That said, the events of the story do snowball nicely, and the bare-bones plot fits the bleak, mysterious setting quite well.

An unexpected strength of the movie is its action. The rag dolls show splendid resourcefulness in their battles with the mechanical beasts, making up for their disadvantages in size and strength with improvised weaponry, agility, and guts. Though out-and-out combat is rarer from the dolls than frantic attempt to flee, the handful of direct fights have a satisfying impact to them.

Overall, 9 lives up to its promise as a dark CGI film with strong atmosphere. Many parts of the movie are deliberately left as sketches—the backstory, the plot, the characters—but these sketches are used effectively and gradually fleshed out as needed. Watch 9 if you are looking for something brooding and creepy but fundamentally optimistic. Skip it if you dislike abstract, unfamiliar characters and settings or are looking for something light. 7.1 out of 10 on IMDB.

Today’s quick review: Layer Cake. Daniel Craig stars as a cocaine dealer whose plans for retirement are interrupted by two last requests from his overbearing boss, Jimmy Price. The first request involves a shipment of ecstasy that a wannabe criminal named Duke has managed to get his hands on. Craig’s attempts to buy the pills are delayed by Duke’s overestimation of the pills’ value, then are sent into chaos by the interference of Dragan, the agent of the pills’ rightful owners. The second request involves the disappearance of the daughter of Eddie Temple, one of Price’s friends. Craig is tasked with finding the wayward girl, but his investigations paint a different picture than that given to him by Price. Surrounded by danger and still hoping to make it out of the game alive, Craig must use all of his cunning to pull himself clear of the mess he has found himself in.

Layer Cake is an excellent crime drama with a complicated plot, nuanced characters, and a touch of gallows humor. Matthew Vaughn’s direction is clean and capable, and his previous work producing Guy Ritchie’s films shows in the construction of the plot and the characters. Much like Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Layer Cake is a crime film with a complicated plot and multiple factions set in London. Unlike those movies, Layer Cake is not explicitly a comedy, and the humor that does come up is more a product of the characters than the genre. The structure of Layer Cake also differs slightly from the Guy Ritchie movies in that Daniel Craig’s character is the glue that holds the movie together. Unlike the round robin format of the Ritchie movies, most of the factions’ key interactions in Layer Cake occur through Craig, and his attempts to deal with each of them in turn are the chief drama of the film.

The complicated plot can be a barrier to enjoying Layer Cake, but the movie stands up well to multiple viewings. The two subplots are each intricate operations for Craig, one the sale of stolen drugs that are still being pursued by their owners, the other a winding missing persons case where Craig has not been given all the information. Between these two plots and the initial setup for the movie, the cast quickly becomes enormous: Craig and his band of accomplices, Jimmy Price and his right-hand man Gene, Duke and his gang of incompetents, Duke’s nephew and his nephew’s girlfriend, Eddie Temple and his men, Craig’s potential buyers for the ecstasy, Dragan, and more. The payoff for tracking all these factions and their interactions is a tense and well-crafted tale of negotiation, quick thinking, and betrayal.

Daniel Craig’s character in Layer Cake is a truly fascinating one. He treats his job as a drug dealer with the caution and foresight it deserves. He understands that getting drawn in too far will make it impossible for him to leave, so he has a fixed amount of money to save before he retires. He takes care never to get his hands dirty, and he keeps an ex-con on staff to handle the dangerous parts of the job for him. Yet cleverness and planning are not the same as power, and he finds himself drawn into the schemes of more powerful men simply because he lacks the power to walk away. His role as a middleman makes enemies for him on all sides when events do not go according to plan, and he has to dive in deeper than ever to get himself out.

Layer Cake is a clever, tense crime drama with interesting characters and an elaborate plot. Watch it when you’re in the mood for a crime movie you can sink your teeth into. Skip it if you’re looking for something light or easy to follow. 7.4 out of 10 on IMDB.