The Road to El Dorado

Today’s quick review: The Road to El Dorado. After a series of mishaps, Miguel (Kenneth Branagh) and Tulio (Kevin Kline), a pair of 16th-century Spanish rogues, find themselves bound for the New World with a map to El Dorado, the legendary city of gold. Following the map, they manage to find the city, where they are hailed as gods. Together with Chel (Rosie Perez), a local woman who sees them as her meal ticket, they scheme to use their newfound divinity to fleece the locals out of as much gold as they can carry back to Spain.

The Road to El Dorado is an animated family adventure film from Dreamworks. Set during the early stages of the Spanish conquest of South America, The Road to El Dorado follows the misadventures of two con men as they stumble into the score of a lifetime. For all their faults, Miguel and Tulio are not bad men. The delicate balance of power in El Dorado offers them moral choices as to how to profit from the situation without empowering the bloodthirsty priest claiming to speak on their behalf.

The Road to El Dorado offers a trio of fun protagonists, comedic writing, and a soundtrack by Elton John. Miguel and Tulio have a great dynamic; they are charming, friendly, and loyal to each other, but their differing personalities occasionally cause them to bicker. The plot is a competent con artist tale with El Dorado’s high priest as antagonist.

For all this, The Road to El Dorado does not quite live up to its potential. None of the songs are particularly catchy or memorable. The Spanish conquest of South America is left in the background, in spite of its dramatic potential. The early stages of the adventure are driven mostly by chance, while the search for El Dorado is relegated to a single travel montage.

Watch The Road to El Dorado if you are in the mood for a light adventure. Though outclassed by many other animated films, The Road to El Dorado is a fine, breezy watch that will surely catch some of its viewers the right way. But for most, it will offer nothing exceptional and can be skipped or put off without much loss.

6.9 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 6.5 to 7.0 for decent execution with a couple of moderate flaws.

The Emperor’s New Groove

Today’s quick review: The Emperor’s New Groove. Kuzco (David Spade), the vain, spoiled prince of a South American empire, has it all. But when his chief advisor Yzma (Eartha Kitt) and her right-hand man Kronk (Patrick Warburton) turn him into a llama in an attempt to claim the throne, Kuzco is left on his own. His only ally is Pacha (John Goodman), a kindly peasant Kuzco had previously thought beneath him. To make it back to the palace and return to his human form, Kuzco must first earn the good will of the man he scorned.

The Emperor’s New Groove is an animated family comedy from Disney featuring great voice acting, cartoonish humor, and a nice moral about selfishness. The characters are excellent: simple, entertaining, and brought to life by talented voice actors. The animation is lively and colorful. The premise is fun, the writing is seasoned with jokes, and the story is topped off with a couple of nice emotional moments.

But for all its virtues, The Emperor’s New Groove lacks some of the quality of other Disney films. The film relies too much on cartoon slapstick, overt humor, and its hip attitude to ever be a classic. Its one song is a great one, but the movie lacks the detail, length, and polish of Disney’s musicals. The result is an entertaining watch that misses out on the replay value of its fellows.

Watch The Emperor’s New Groove if you are looking for a light family comedy with plenty of color. The Emperor’s New Groove has the cast and writing for a very fun time, even if it is missing a bit of substance. Skip it if you are hoping for another Disney classic.

7.3 out of 10 on IMDB. I give it a 7.0 to 7.5 for color, character, and humor.