Today’s quick review: This Means War. CIA agents Tuck (Tom Hardy) and FDR (Chris Pine) are partners on the job and best friends off it. But their friendship is put to the test when they both fall for Lauren (Reese Witherspoon), a product tester who’s desperate to find a boyfriend. With neither man willing to back down, Tuck and FDR turn dating Lauren into a game and compete to see which one of them she will pick.
This Means War is a romantic action comedy about a love triangle involving a pair of spies. Lauren must choose between FDR, a dedicated womanizer, and Tuck, a sensitive man, but does not realize that both men are working for the CIA. This Means War features a strong cast, a decent setup, and a steady stream of petty comedy. However, in spite of the movie’s best efforts, it’s missing the spark that similar movies usually have.
This Means War runs on the rivalry between Tuck and FDR. Despite their compatability in the field, they let the competition get the better of them, using Agency resources to spy on Lauren in an attempt to win her over. Their one-upsmanship, Lauren’s reactions to their advances, and a dash of spy action are enough to carry the movie, making it a fine pick for anyone in the mood for something light.
But even with all of this, the movie never quite clicks. The actors do well enough individually but they never go beyond the lines they are given. The friendship between Tuck and FDR leads to fun patter but never feels heartfelt. The romance with Lauren is shakier, as the men’s antics get in the way of any real connection. And while the spy elements are enough to tack on some action, they never contribute all that much to the plot.
As a result, This Means War is a movie with missed potential. Fans of any of the leads will get something out of it, as will anyone who’s just looking for a light spy comedy. But This Means War is outclassed by similar movies that invest more effort into their characters and their relationships, leaving it a fun watch but one without a lot of substance.
For a more successful take on a similar premise, try Knight and Day. For a more explicit action comedy that blends the spy genre with romance, try The Spy Who Dumped Me. For a spy action comedy with better characters and sharper dialogue, try My Spy.
[6.3 out of 10 on IMDB](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1596350/). I give it a 6.5 for decent fundamentals with a few missteps.